December 2011
earlier my mum was talking to herself and the only audible bit was ‘nonononono no.’ and so i asked her what she was doing and her reply was “oh i was just pretending that coldplay were asking me to go to their party and i was saying no…”
i nearly hyperventilated i was laughing so much omg
the awkward moment when you’re messing around with some evident woman paedophile on your boyfriend’s facebook account and she asks you if you want to be boyfriend and girlfriend…
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#64 - i have two tiny red dots on my right hand...
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had a dream
fahad and i were sat somewhere talking about this trip we were going to go on and whether we’d got our injections for protection yet. apparently each vaccination was unique to each person and there was a formula that the person had to go through to make it. then fahad injected himself with his and i refused to do mine because of my fear of needles.
then we were at the place and...
hahahaha i want to die lulz